Birthday
[ Fred's Birthday ]
can’t park (me). can’t straighten car (not me). cheeseburger without pickles please. attack of the Ho’s. attempts to skate on ice. the nose drips like a leaky faucet. yellow napkins do the job. L plate skaters. snowball down back = pain. snowball to face = more pain. snowball down ass = teeheehee. classic stacks and one-sided bummprints. speed-me baby. the end of bummprints and nose-juice. house locked. the late beginning of ice cream cake and ping pong. waiting outside house stealing mangoes from the fridge and using teeth to gnaw at the skin (idiot?). you dont need eyes for ping pong. the ping pong ball deserves to be smacked into his head. Maccas distracts you enough to lock the keys in the car. 12 minute speeding. oh happy birthday Fred.
